a few G quotes for entertainment

G quotes for your enjoyment

Age 4:
“mom, your hair looks great but mine looks better.”

“do king snakes only bite kings?”

he walked into the playroom at chick-fil-a and said “what’s up ladies?” (I may have prompted that.)

Words he used in sentence at age 4: similar, hollow, exoskeleton, intelligent, replicate and extraordinary.

At age 4 he asked me what I wanted for Christmas. That sweet heart.

“son of a nutcracker!”

age 2 & 3:

 Jay and I were talking to him about his obedience and he said “all of this talking makes me boring.”

he asked jay "whatcha doin' brotha?"

because our neighbors called jay "mr. jay" when they all played in our backyard.  G would refer to any man as "mr. jay" in our backyard.

he called pancakes “tantakes.”

guitar = "tar"

when retelling David & Goliath he would call it a "wing shot" and end it with "the giant berry, berry died."

"i love you infinity square, square." followed by "i love you more, i win!"

when asking for grilled chicken he would say "i only like chicken without crumbs."

names for family "umple josh, aunt pwaire (claire), big dd (allie), little dd, and juwanna."

G asked for something in the car and i said "can you say please?" His response..."can you say waffle house because I love it, love it, love it." 

“when dad gets home I’m going to rough him up and make him cry like a girl.”

“watch your words, watch your words.”

He called chick-fil-a “chick-a-play” for years

“mom just watching you workout makes me tired.”

He saw the pope on tv and said “I want to drive God’s truck.”

“I get madder than the hulk when another kids scores in soccer.”

I lit a candle and he said “mom I like your jar of fire.”

At age 2 he and his friend didn’t say good morning at school…they lifted up their shirts and did a chest bump.

“tiss” – kiss

he would come in our room at age 2 and say “hey mom, it’s me gabe.”

He asked jay if his legs had a beard.

He saw a picture of the Titanic and said “the boat is doing a wheelie!”

He called dunkin donuts “dumsy donuts.”

He was riding his balance bike saying “that’s how I roll up in here!”

He woke up and said “I had a rough night.”

I didn’t get to his crib fast enough and he yelled “I’m trying to wake up Taci!”  (kaci.)

Playing with an ipad he said “I’m frustrated with my email.”

I asked G for a hug and he said “sure, want to talk about it?”

He called the smoke detector a “smoke etecor.”

White butter = butter, black butter = syrup

Saw something on tv and said “this is ridiculous.”

“sometimes me do, sometimes me don't”