just for fun

last week i ranted a little on FB about dealing with annoying people. i started listing things i'd rather do than deal with annoying people. it was kinda fun. so i thought i'd continue on with that list...

so let's start with a review of last week:

 things i'd rather do than deal with annoying people: eat shards of glass, listen to cheesy christian music (oh lawd), run midday in GA heat in a wool sweater, watch dumb man movies like rocky/rambo, sit in a room full of people eating cereal, eat sour kraut (sp?), hold a roach...i could do a whole blog on this.

adding to that list:

paint my house with a q tip 

do burpees all day, nonstop

eat molasses chased by saw dust

go snow skiing (in general) and in shorts and a tank top

wear an airbrushed anything

cheer for the florida gators and/or tennessee (yeah i said it)

watch basketball

be allergic to peanuts. oh that hurts to even type...i.love.peanut.butter.

wear tight jeans. (nothing worse.)

smell Gs feet after a day in shoes without socks... good grief

drink root beer. i just can't.

sleep in a bed full of sand

spend a day stuck in that spot just before dothan al that smells like you know what... s*@%

live in dothan al (yep i said it. only thing good about that town is it gets me to the beach.)

ride a lawnmower from here to texas

cut our front yard with left handed kiddie scissors

be in a beauty pageant. NOT bc i have anything against them...but bc i don't know how to do my makeup, i am not elegant in fancy clothes, my only talent is singing the 10 commandments (i'd do it on command anytime!), me + a bathing suit + high heels = DISASTER.

eat at golden corral

go back to middle school

write in cursive. i can't even sign my name. 

eat a can of vienna sausages. i just threw up in my mouth

have a house full of pets. oh shoot me

sit at the DMV

give people pedicures. eww.

eat krystals without access to a bathroom

hit every read light on veterans parkway. why columbus?

try to seem cool at a bar. (i'm such a nerd.)

 go to a miley cyrus concert. wait no, i'd rather deal with nothing but annoying people.

i could do this all day....

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